by Larry Smith
Perhaps coincidentally, the government panel looking into fuel supplies will be reporting soon – just as rising prices are about to bite Bahamian consumers in the butt.
Oil prices surged past $75 a barrel last week, and analysts are forecasting $100-plus prices before the end of the year – up from just $20-30 per barrel a couple of years ago.
Experts say high oil prices are here to stay, due to soaring demand from fast-growing economies like China and India in the face of production limits. Our political leaders haven’t said so yet, but the clear message is that we will all have to find ways to adjust. The only question is whether the adjustment will be short and painful, or longer and easier.
It’s hard to say whether the Fuel Usage Committee’s report will be of any real help in this process. Odds are that it will simply repeat the tired old refrain of more government controls and an expanded public sector – after all, that’s what makes politicians happy. And even if some useful suggestions are made, we will still have to wait for our savvy politicians to act – which is a lot like getting your phone repaired by BTC.

Bahamas Bucks Gay Agenda
by Larry Smith
Pastor Lyall Bethel (of Grace Gospel Chapel) and others recently drew our attention to the "Homosexual Agenda" to take over the world.
After much research we were able to confirm that this master plan does exist. Here’s an excerpt from the document that we were able to pull down from a secret web site:
6am - Gym
8am - Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9am - Hair appointment
10am - Shopping
Noon - Brunch
2pm - Convert all straight youngsters to homosexuality, destroy all heterosexual marriages, establish a global chain of homo-breeding prisons where straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for the gay leadership, and secure total control of the Internet for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30pm - 40 winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4pm - Cocktails
6pm - Light dinner (soup, salad. with Chardonnay)
8pm - Theatre
11pm - Bed (du jour)
Actually, Pastor Bethel’s remarks are not as silly as the above parody makes out. They are drawn from the strong views of powerful religious and social groups in the United States, led by conservative preachers like Jerry Falwell (of Moral Majority fame) and Pat Robertson (of the Christian Broadcasting Network).
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